251 Next I'll have him test the dozer blade for soft spots.


252 If only it was that easy in real life.


253 Do you have any idea how many of these come from real life experiences?

Rat schmuck: not the actual phrase. It rhymes with buck, duck, luck, muck, puck, suck, and yuck.


254 Simple huh? Bets anyone?


255 Five bonus no-points if you know where I stole this from.