O_o And the straightjacket one? So it’s a coincidence! No biggie!

…But at least in Dave’s comic, you can actually see it’s a straightjacket.

Now what about MANEKO’s coincidence? Sprite Comics for Dummies is apparently similar to “Webcomic for Dummies”. Sorta, I admit.

<<JOE: Actually it was Sprite Comics for Newbies. But knowing Heckle, he would have gone with Sprite Comics for Dummies if he had thought of it.

<<UNI: That's two.

<<JOE: Two what?

<<UNI: Two times she's agreed with you.

<<JOE: Don't worry about about that, she'll have some sort of convoluted logic disproving me.

So, okay. …How many “For Dummies” jokes are there? There’s probably “Drug abuse for Dummies”, “Piracy for Dummies”, “Short eating for Dummies” and the very popular “ for Dummies”. Are they all coincidences linked to good ol’ Joe too?

<<JD: There's a for Dummies? Why haven't you talked about it?

<<JOE: I have to kinda toot my own horn here..

<<UNI: Assume brace positions.

<<JOE: Ahem... The BnG review board said in reference to "Sprite Comics for Dummies" it was something they hadn't seen before.

There are plenty more to talk about. He links up to lots of stuff!

<<JOE: Why does she go after that stuff and not the items even I think is tenuous at best.

<<JD: Like what?

<<JOE: The Becky and Toni section. I'm going to remove a few items someday.

<<UNI: Are you going to take down the cars?

<<JOE: No, I like that one.

Queen of the Damned, chicks that happen to have the same hair color as his mediocre generalistic otaku deliracy “spritework”,

<<JOE: So far she has gone off the shallow end in defending her so-called "friends" against my deliriums. So I assume that she likes Ann Rice. I'll fix that. Ann Rice is a Born Again Christian and is writing books about Jesus Christ.

<<UNI: Whoa! Has Ann Rice disavowed her other works?

<<JD: No, she says she still wants people to read them. Preferably after they buy them.

<<JOE: And is no doubt tithing some of that.

<<UNI: Mickie seems to have a little problem with otakus.

<<JOE: She has a problem with facts in general. For instance completely ignoring all the other stuff I wrote about "Queen of the Damned." I've dropped by her blog and noticed she has a tendency to hate on a few subjects: fans, religion, hentai...

<<UNI: That's funny because her kittyman has a character from a hentai is his comic.

<<JD: Don't all his characters come from some sort of manga or anime?

<<JOE: Ironically she hates otakus. Seeing as how she uses Bass's Japanese name and uses the manga styling. Also ironically enough she blows a gasket over sprite comics. If it weren't for those "crappy" sprite comics the number one ranking for Stage Select would be a video game review site.

and the occurance of me thinking something logical in my own comic. Which brings me back to the mention of comic #204…

<<UNI: Could we be possibly getting to the point of all this?

Ma’am: I take it from the tone of your last email that you may be concered about acusations of plagiarism. I want to asure that is NOT the case.

<<JOE: No, just reviewing another one of my emails she decided to splash on the internet. Funny thing about this one is that I took time to look up plagiarism but NOT anything else.

I wasn’t quite bothered by PLAGIARISM accusations.

<<JD: Does she NOT know what NOT means?

More like your mind boggling paranoid vision of “Damn! Everything… Everything is an UNSOLVED coincidence! Everything looks like my ideas! Must… Post… On… my…WEBSITE! ”

<<JOE: I certainly spend all day and night finding stuff like mine talking about ad nausea.

Perhaps the simple reason that everything looks like your work is that your comic stinks.

<<JOE: She kinda shoots herself in the foot with that one. If everything looks like my work because my comic stinks, then the stuff I get all "paranoid" about must stink also.

NOTHING is original in it.

<<JOE: Absolutely no copyrightable material or characters whatsoever. Right, Uni? Right, JD?

<<JD: Right.

<<UNI: Right.

It’s basically just disgusting sprite work vomitted

on a PNG without a bit of care.

<<JD: It would seem in addition to you, Joe, she hates the Portable Network Graphics format.

<<JOE: I seem to recall Dave telling us for several months about how he was converting his past comics from GIF to PNG.

It is a rewashed “OMG ANIME SCHOOLGIRLS LAWL FAPFAPFAP”

<<UNI: I take it that's not English?

<<JOE: Not even Frog.

<<JD: Doesn't kittyman have Anime schoolgirls in his comic?

piece of which is digested and ,

<<JD: Don't hold back, tells us how you really feel.

<<UNI: She has it so bad. WE got to live with it.

<<Joe: Yeah...HEY!

combined with a story that would make an english major cry for mercy.

<<JOE: English, English.

If you dare honor it with the “story” rank.

<<JOE: Which I do NOT.

(Now that I think of it, the faces are like MAD LIB!)

<<JD: I've played Mad Libs, in the ones I had, we were required to write in words.

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