2513

Normally I would of had the page and commentary done up a couple of days ago plus all my socialisms
updated, but it has been a real topsy-turvy time in real life.
All I'll say is that I was zapped by "military intelligence."
How long has it been since I left that life behind me and I'm still being haunted by it?


2514

I was supposed to have helped a National Guard unit this past weekend.
I was were I was told to be, but no one was there.
After a few hours I finally got ahold of one of the NCOICs
and they told me the exercise was cancelled.
"You weren't told?"


2515

I first heard of comedienne Abi Harrison on the Bob and Tom show.
She has a very interesting life story.


2516

Remember that time when the African-American was showing off his first ever D.W.B.
to his white girlfriend, the gun crazy alien princess?
Remember that time when the platoon sergeant gave extra duty to the guy that was blown up?
(Based on a true story.)
Remember Piss Patrol? (Based on a true story.)
Remember that time when a guy that was surrounded by Iraqis in Iraq
and said we needed to do something about these foreigners. (Again, based on a true story.)
Remember that time about the guy on a ski trip?
Remember that time when someone coined the phrase "Gulf War 2 Syndrome?"
Remember that time when there was a lot of "banging" in the bathroom?
Remember that time when Rincewind gave a magical wedgie to Sailor Chibi-Moon?
Remember that time when Becky tried to use Magical Girl Misao's head to open a door?
Remember that time when ...yadda yadda yadda ... blah blah blah ...